Updated: 11:10 am, July 25, 2024

People of a certain age remember the popular 90s newspaper The Onion. For my money, it served up the smartest satire out there. A few of my faves included:

• Christ Returns to NBA
• Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes
• Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia

Often, the paper fooled folks into believing obviously ridiculous stories. Today, it still lives on as a scathing website and one hell of a book.

CrowdStrike’s recent decision to offer clients $10 gift cards is nothing if not Onion-worthy.

Correction: Looks like this offer only went to “affected partners.”