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# Travails of a Technology Consultant #13: Verizon
- URL: https://www.philsimon.com/verizon/
- Published: 2010-07-05T09:22:57.000Z
- Updated: 2025-07-27T21:26:20.000Z
- Description: After a long reprieve, my cartoon alter ego is back. Yep, I'm finding new ways to "critique" Verizon.
- Author: Phil Simon
- Tags: Cartoons, Attempted Humor, Customer Service, Travails

Verizon's quickly becoming my "[United Breaks Guitars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo&ref=philsimon.com)" campaign. Just call me Dave Carroll.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/8f/b5/8fb5e321-49a6-4cf5-8a28-c6f6d5417e54/content/images/2025/05/verizon1-1.jpg)